Online Booty Call

November 14, 2008 at 8:16 pm (Uncategorized) (, , , , , , , , , , , , , , , )

images …When we entered the building, it was a white hallway with a busy green fluorescent light flashing like a firefly.  A security guard behind the desk was talking on the phone in Spanish.  He looked up at him and then darted his eyes towards me and buzzed us in.  I read the sign, “ALL VISITORS MUST SIGN IN” but I kept on walking.  We walked to the elevator.  The elevator was already on the first floor.  I noticed some cigarette butts on the floor in the corner with a brown paper bag.  It smelled of piss and shit.  We got off on the sixth floor and walked down the hallway.  The hallways were painted beige with brown trimming.  The floors blended with the walls.  There was a big reef plastered on the wall between his apartment and the one across.  I guess they were showing their early Christmas spirit.  We came up to his door.  It was slightly open.  He pushed it open.  A thin, light skinned, older woman emerged from the back.  It was his mother.  This Negro lived at home with his moms.  I sent out a slight chuckle to myself, thinking, “this is the icing on the cake.”  He introduced me to his mother.  I smiled at her and said, “Hi, you doing” and followed him to his room off to the side.  She said, “your auntie is here visiting from out of town, so don’t make a lot of noise.”  I followed him back into his small cubbyhole of a room as Masonic plaques and fraternity spank boards swallowed up the room.  A Nike sneaker display of all colors; purple and white, yellow and white, gold, white and many more were sectioned off in the room.  He had a queen size bed smacked dead in the middle of the room with a loveseat next to it.  A TV stood right in front of the bed showing off his black porn collection from Black Nipples to Black hot mamas.  This was his room, his apartment that he spoke of.

The negro lived at home with his mother at 34.  We chilled and watched a movie together and then he took me home.  I wasn’t attracted to him at all, but even if I was, I knew nothing was going to go down, especially with auntie visiting from out of town…

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1 Comment

  1. Debra said,

    I came across your blog this morning. It’s fresh and funny and honest… I’ll be back to follow your stories!
    Debra
    http://thesexblogger.com

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